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Year
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BMW
M3 E46 (bought April 2001)

ENGINE:
3245cc 6 cyls in line - 343 bhp at 7900 rpm
PERFORMANCE:
Maximum
speed 174mph (limiter turned off)
0-60
mph 4.8 secs. 30-70
mph 4.3 secs - 60-0 mph - 2.6 secs
Standing
quarter mile 13.4 (107 mph at 1/4 mile)
WEIGHT:
Much too much.
Carter's
Comments:
Massive
grip on the road - good/progressive acceleration and wide
torque band. DSC too harsh and ready to cut the power,
yet switching it off (on the road) requires an experienced
driver or a fool. Vague steering and a lack of road 'feel'
compromise the drive and it's way too bouncy on track.
Great engine note and point to point as quick as a 911
(non turbo) cross country (especially in the wet). Good
internal & boot space, finish and build quality. Brakes
HOPELESS on track (will fade after 3 laps of spirited
driving), but just about perfect for the road. A very
good 'all round' road car... but probably not as good
as the M5. (The 3 chassis is nothing like as good as the
5 in my opinion - but then it is a lot cheaper.) It's
not a track car unless you have money to burn on tyres
and brake pads and don't mind being overtaken- the car
is about 400kg too heavy. With DSC off on an open airfield
or track it's a real hoot doing the back end out bit (and
is bloody good at it - as long as you are happy to buy
new back tyres each day).
As
you may know I had a spat with BMW as the gearbox/flywheel/clutch
died on a trackday and BMW refused to cover repairs through
the warranty- this was resolved only after Autocar, Auto
Express, Top Gear and others championed the cause - I
finally got a letter from the boss of BMW GB telling me
that BMW would henceforth cover all BM cars for track
use. They also paid all my costs and gave me £1000
to shut up (result!).
Verdict:
A blimmin' great road car - proper 4 seater - great value
for money and decent residuals. Just don't take it on
track without upping the brakes. Oh, and in town,
nobody lets you out of junctions......
as - remember - you're driving the devil's spawn.
VIDEO
- 1.2 mb WMV of the M3 at Bruntingthorpe: (Right Click
'Save Target As): here
Needing
a quick point to point proper four seater with a big boot...
I bought another in 2005. Interestingly, 6 years after
it was introduced 'Evo' (Jan 2006) still think it's the
class leader, seeing off the Merc and the new RS4.
BMW
M3 E46 (bought December 2005)
(pic
below)
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CATERHAM
SEVEN R500 (bought May 2002)

ENGINE:
Caterham developed Rover 1.8 litre K-Series. (Minster Racing Engines)
Capacity: 1,796cc 80mm (bore) x 89.3mm (stroke)
BRAKES:
Front: 254mm lightweight ventilated discs. Caterham/AP Racing 4
pot calipers. Rear: 228mm solid discs
PERFORMANCE:
Maximum Speed: 150mph. 0-60 3.4 seconds. 0-100-0: 11.4 seconds
WEIGHT:
460 kg (mmmm).
Carter's
Comments:
It
looks right, it is right. As a track toy and fair weather
road car it's as as good as they come (Quick Radicals
& Arials now proven quicker on the track, but you
can't fit five Tesco bags into the boot) - and whenever
you're in a Seven, it's like being in the 'Railway Children'
- people smile, wave and let you in. (Try that in a Radical.)
Minus
points: You need to change the exhaust to get it onto
most UK tracks... adding a dustbin sized silencer (see
above). It's a bitch to get into in the dry and much MUCH
harder if you ever use a roof. It's way too expensive
to buy if you load it up with the 'essential' upgraded
brakes etc. and will average 8 mpg on track. If you crash
on the road, you'll probably die as you are dwarfed by
the smallest domestic car. It 'kangaroos' in traffic jams
and you get wet all the time. Pass a gritter lorry in
winter and you'll still be finding grit in the footwell
in summer. The Rover K engine note is so strained at full
RPM that you're sure pistons will soon emerge from the
bonnet en route to Saturn. Without the windscreen you'll
need a skid lid and if you take the doors off you'll get
blown apart and deafened by the wind. To get the most
from this car you need to 'tinker' with the suspension
setup according to surface, temperature and weather. If
you're on the wrong tyres in the wet - it's a widow maker.
Plus
points: It's very, very, very, very, very quick. Now double
that and you're not even getting close. It sounds great,
it looks great. Its grip in the dry on sticky tyres is
breathtaking (literally), cornering at twice the speed
you ever thought possible in a road car. All your passengers
will get out and say the same word (which begins with
F).
Buy
second hand and you'll have cast iron residuals.
Verdict:
It's completly stupid - and I really, really miss
it.
VIDEO:
1.8 mb WMV at Donington Park with other Sevens (Right
Click 'Save Target As): here
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PORSCHE
911 TWIN TURBO 996 X50 (bought April 2003)

ENGINE:
Straight 6 - 3600cc
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Power
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450
bhp @ 5700 rpm
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Torque
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457.0
ft lbs @ 4400 rpm
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WEIGHT:
1579 kg.
PERFORMANCE:
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Top
Speed
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200+
mph (June 2004)
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0
- ¼ mile
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11.8
secs
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Lateral
Acceleration
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0.96g
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0
- 60 mph
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3.6
secs (sept 02)
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0
- 100 - 0 mph
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13.02
secs (sept 02)
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30 - 70
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3.3 secs
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60 - 0
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2.4 secs
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Carter's
Comments:
This car needs little introduction.
Forget
the headline 450 BHP figure - 457.0 ft lbs torque is the
key to this car (available with the X50 'power or 'S'
upgrade') - until you've done these numbers on road or
(preferably) track, you won't understand what it feels
like. Drop the clutch from the line and power is sent
to all 4 wheels (as the computer and thus the twin turbos
realise you mean business) - you change from first to
second at about 60 MPH, and the 'push' is equal to the
quickest Caterham. Second and third are fairground rides.
Change to fourth and fifth and only after 160+ MPH do
you start to lose the kick in your back - up to sixth
to cruise up to 200 MPH until the rev counter hits max
- just wind noise by then, from outside, and any passengers
who happen to be along for the ride.
But
that is the least of this car's abilities. Unless you
are a complete klutz it is almost IMPOSSIBLE to put this
car into a ditch (with the computer aids on) - and unlike
other cars (M3 etc) - the aids don't get in the way, they
just sit quietly in the background, not interfering, just
ready to save your life if a deer jumps out or a numpty
in a panama hat does something stupid. If
you really push, the back end will step out from time
to time but only if you react like a complete prat will
the aids jump in and affect your speed or line. It really
is a great grand tourer with enough fizz to sparkle whenever
you fancy.
The
grip in wet or dry is simply stunning. There’s real consistency
in the way this car loads up and informs you of changes
in surface or grip... giving you ample opportunity to
react safely. For road the massive brakes are perfect
- but the 1500kg+ weight will mean brakes and rear tyres
will suffer on track - rear tyres for this car are EXPENSIVE.
Slight
niggles:
The
cabin is dour and not supercar at all - CD and SAT NAV
controls are way too fiddly (ESPECIALLY AT SPEED).
If
you are crusing along in 5th or 6th and suddenly want
power, the turbos will take a second or so to cut in -
it lacks the instant torque of a big normally aspirated
engine - but if you are thrashing, then the turbos know
in advance that you need the power so are already spinning
'upstream', thus negating any lag.
If
you drive it carefully it seems very dull (and you wonder
what the fuss was all about). It needs a good thrashing
to come alive. There is absolutely no drama about this
car (this is either a good thing or a bad thing).
With
the std exhaust it sounds complete rubbish (compared with
the rest of the 911s and other normally aspirated sports
cars)- a third party sports version is available.... but
you'll void the warranty.
Verdict:
BLISTERINGLY QUICK. Life is too short, but you'll
see more of it with one of these (as you'll arrive before
you left).
Caviat:
You HAVE to be in the right part of the world to own one
of these... I moved back to England and sold it immediately.
It needs empty roads and I need a licence!
VIDEO:
6 mb WMV across the Highest pass in Britain (Right Click
'Save Target As): here
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AUDI
QUATTRO RS6 AVANT (bought August 2004)

ENGINE:
4172 cc - V8 - TwinTurbo
450bhp
@ 6000-6400 rpm - Torque
413@1950-5600 ( lb / ft )
PERFORMANCE:
0-60 mph 4.4 seconds. Maximum
Speed 190 mph (with limiter turned off)
WEIGHT:
Don't even point.
Carter's
Comments:
It's
an estate car right? Right...
much
has been written about this car - most of it right.
...Just
a few points I'd add. (Vorsprung
durch technik)... I can't argue. Very clever adaptive
damping makes it more
comfortable than my BM5 tourer - at twice the speed.
The V8 Twin Turbo makes the best noise I've ever heard
from a road car (apart from the TVR Grif 500) and
190 MPH once you get rid of the silly limiter.
It's very quick in a straight line, it's huge, heavy,
well built, sounds great, will transport 5 people and
2 Great Danes safely at autobahn speeds. Its seating,
spec, leather, air con, stereo (et al) is all great, the
Sat Nav is however, a bit dodgy. The ride is surprisingly
good considering the 245/19 tyres. I also think it's a
blimmin' great looking car. I'm constantly surprised at
how much of a 'head turner' it is.
It
does however suffer from LOTS of annoying electrical gremlins.
However, If you need the quickest way to transport a wardrobe
from coast to coast - this is it.
From
Autocar "There’s only one
car that comes close to offering a similar combination
of performance with all-wheels driven - Porsche’s 911
Turbo." Personally,
I'll take the turbo and send the wardrobe by rail... but
life never works out that way, does it. If you need an
estate but still want some serious performance this is
probably the way to go.
Verdict:
I dare not take it on track as it is SO heavy.
Perfect for a long distance smooch - It's a very fat 911.
VIDEO:
3.1 mb WMV winter blat through the Lakes (Right Click
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Land
Rover Defender 90 CSW XS TD5 (bought August 2005)

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Top
Speed
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87
mph
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0
- ¼ mile
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forever
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Lateral
Acceleration
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no
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0
- 60 mph
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Tuesday
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0
- 100 - 0 mph
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you
ARE kidding right?
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Carter's
Comments:
And
now for something completely different. The
automotive equivalent of wellington boots.
Great
fun off road, on tracks or gravel, through streams, up hills etc.
The only classless car one can drive (?)
Not
quite, but nearly total pants on the road. XS variant has some
creature comforts (air con/electric windows etc)
Perfect
for muddy dogs... the lack of any sort of acceleration means the
dog will be dry by the time you get home.
Will pull a 2 ton car out of a ditch with ease - 10 forward gears
and It doesn't seem to care which one it's in.
Almost
unstoppable.
I
love it.
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Aston
Martin Vantage V8 (bought April 2006)

ENGINE:
V8 - 4300cc
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Power
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380
bhp @ 7000 rpm
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Torque
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302.0
ft lbs @ 5000 rpm
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Top
Speed
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175
+ mph
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0
- 60 mph
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4.8
secs
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Weight
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1580
kg
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Carter's
Comments:
This
isn't a 911, and why it was ever compared with one is
beyond me.
It
is SO different from a 911 that I'm amazed Aston keep
making the claim. This is NOT an alternative to the 911.
The price just happens to sit between the Carrera and
the Turbo.
I
hope I've make myself clear on that.
This
is a two seater Aston Martin that cossets and purrs (and
yes it growls very loud when asked). It
looks like it's been dripped from a chocolate mold and
it's a pure pleasure to be in and to drive. These things
are always subjective, but this car It is without doubt
the most beautiful I have ever seen.
It
drives stonkingly well too. As
you may know, I've done fast and I've done quick, and
the Aston is not either in spades, but the low centre
of gravity and mid mounted 'everything' (51/49 weight
distribution) makes it feel astonishingly planted. To
highlight this I'd refer you to the EVO article (May 2006)
which compared it 0-100-0 to other cars, where it was
slower than the Marcos GT and the Audi RS4 , but was quicker
than both round a track. If you chuck it about it is really,
really good fun and surprisingly quick round the twisties.
I hate quoting Clarkson but just this once: "Given
the choice of a Porsche 911 or a V8 Vantage, I wouldn’t
hesitate for a moment. I’d buy the Aston" He
might just have a point. Well I did, so it's not like
I'm going to disagree.
Anyway,
having got the chance to get a standard version (a cancelled
order in the spec I wanted), I just couldn't pass it up,
and
I have to say that the drive is quite simply - an occasion.
I know that sounds crap ... but sorry, it's true. The
996 Turbo was pant wettingly quick, the Vantage just makes
you wonder why anyone would rush.
At
least now when people ask what I drive, I can say 'a hatchback'
(thanks to Jimmy Carr from his >> review
<< for that gag).
(By
the way... This car should not be compared to a Porsche
911). Did
I say that already?
more
photos here
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Mk
5 VW Golf R32 (bought March 2007)
ENGINE:
V6 - 3200cc
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Power
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250
bhp @ 6300 rpm
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Torque
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236
lbs.ft / 320 Nm @ 2800 rpm
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Top
Speed
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155
(limited)
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0
- 60 mph
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6.2
secs
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WEIGHT:
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1510
kg.
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Carter's
Comments:
Having
the automotive equivalent to Wellington boots (in the
Landie) and a DJ (in the Aston) I felt I needed some jeans
and a T shirt as a daily drive. Now living full time in
the Highlands a 4x4 was important. I flirted with Scoobies,
but just couldn't take that route. I have as much street
cred as a housebrick (and I really hate cheap plastic).
So
VW's small 4Motion looked good on paper at least...
The
R32 has a proper engine with a bag of mid range torque,
accelleration and top speed (unlike the diesel versions)
and the chassis and four wheel drive give surprising amounts
of grip (given it's height to width). The seats are comfortable
and supportive, the ride is firm but not abrasive. It's
quiet when you need it to be and pleasingly vocal when
you thrash it. It feels well screwed together and doesn't
shout 'look at me' amongst other cars in a car park. It
doesn't feel that fast - and outright performance is disappointing,
but with decent brakes, communicative steering and a well
sorted six speed gearbox, I've been well pleased. However,
the box is far too close-range for my type of road car,
I'm hardly using second or fourth... but I guess it's
aimed at people not bassed on empty Highland roads. Shame
- but if you're in the south east, ideal I guess.
It's
also pretty sensible. 5 Doors, decent luggage space, ABS,
ESC, TC, a shed load of airbags and a 5 star crash test
result make it about as safe as you can drive in a small
car. Also I can fit a large dog, 2 people and 30 Tesco
bags in without bother.
If
they could make this car 300kg lighter it would be spectacular...
but the heavy 4x4 transmission makes it two people heavier
than the GTI. This also affects fuel economy - unless
you drive like a saint. Which I ain't. I averaged 28 mpg
on a long run - not bad for a 4x4 3.2 ltr petrol, but
if they'd made 6th gear more 'leggy' It'd be 35.
Having
just driven to London and back (630 miles each way) the
R32 didn't miss a beat and I can honestly say that the
seats are the most comfortable for a long trip that I've
had in any car. The ride is also very relaxing... for
an 'own one 4 x 4 car' family, it's a great all rounder,
and it's only purchase and running costs that stack up
against it.
Recommended...
...unless
you want to move pianos, in which case, buy an Audi RS6.
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Lotus
Elise S1
(bought May 2000)
118bhp
Carter's
Comments:
Very
able on track, lots of grip providing confidence to live
a little. Feedback from the road & steering superb -
the lightweight 'monocoque' design makes the drive very
'informative' - If you run over a coin you know if it's
'heads' or 'tails' up.
Rover
'K' series 118 bhp engine not near enough - 165bhp variant
probably the one to buy. Early models suffered from dodgy
build quality and 'bin end' components. Roof on the S1 a
nightmare to attach (and then it leaks). S2 apparently better,
but lack of any creature comforts make it difficult to live
with on a daily basis. One
for the track or a Sunday blat.
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BMW
'MINI' Cooper S (bought November 2002)
165 bhp
Carter's
Comments:
An
absolute HOOT on the twisties. Handbrake turns have never
been so easy. BMW build quality - but BMW prices. Really
let down by lack of straight line performance - even with
the 'works package' it's overtaken by vicars on bicycles.
Apparently one has been customised to incorporate a BMW
E46 343 bhp engine. Now THAT would be fun (until it broke,
which I suspect would be almost immediately). Turbo version
panned for 2006 - not sure that's the answer... but I'll
be reading the reviews. This car deserves some serious poke
and some serious thrashing.
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Caterham
Seven 1.8 Roadsport
(bought
January 2000) 148 bhp
Carter's
Comments:
A
great road focussed Caterham. As you can see from the photo,
not really suited to track ~ unless the suspension is worked
upon. The Rover K series V.V.C. engine has plenty of torque
and (though now superseeded by a better unit) is simple
and reliable.
A great way to spend a sunny Sunday afternoon in the Highlands
of Scotland!
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